Undercover Unitards Podcast

The Dark Mark! All here.. even John 10.0. Joel get's sick and has Vertigo. Kevin keeps his bills in the freezer. Charlie learns that punching things is not always the best solution. Garbage can update. Crixus has a huge cock. 5 things that need to go away. Porn Star is Rihanna Rimes. The sex term is "the 15 year old recliner". Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @ (206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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Show 100! We finally made it to 100. Charlie celebrates his 1 year anniversary on the showand visits Joel and family. John gets another cat. Hotcakes recovers from a terrible sinus infection. Vegas and Hot Dogs. 100th Episode toasts. Skyrim Character dream fight. We debate Star Wars. Hour long best of the Unitards. Porn Star is Lily Carter. Sex term is the Rita. . Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @ (206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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Bigfoot and Steve Austin! Everyone is here. John announces yet another podcast he is doing. Things are finally looking up for Joel. Charlie burns his arm with a curling iron. Kevin goes on a horrible movie watching spree. Bigfoot talk. Lesser of 2 evils returns. Lots of voicemails. Missing person report. Porn star is Brooke Van Buuren. Sex term is "the family reunion". Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @(206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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Smashy! More Canadian content. John get's a new jacket. Charlie gets Skyrim and a package in the mail from the "listener". Joel's job prospects are looking better. Kevin goes and visits the Sodaks. New Years improvements. Charlie finds a terrible podcast. Name that car. UU Football season ends.. and we have a winner. Porn Star is Rachel Milan. Sex term is "the Happy New Year". Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @(206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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Missing! Our last show of 2011. John skips out on the crock pot ham for wings. Joel only wants expensive video games. Someone steals Kevin's garbage can. Also someone breaks into Charlies car. Misty Butt. When was the last time you shit your pants? More Beaver and the Crackbaby stories. Drunk Mike stories as well. Porn Star is Georgia Jones. Sex term is "the Fruitcake". Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @ (206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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Chicken Wangs! Our Christmasy show.. Joel's life is looking up but hates the Post Office. Guess what Charlie gets a new cell phone. John talks about his nasty feet. Courtney Stodden lust from Kevin. One condiment to rule them all. Instant Watcher. Favorite Christmas movies and Specials. Porn Star is Riley Reid, and John's pick is Emily Parker. Sex term is "the dirty waffle". Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @ (206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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Rockin' Dong! Joel is still recovering from his previous week. Charlie's sound is way too quiet. John falls for our joke porn star of the week. Hotcakes has a new female obsession. We get our first advertiser. Chyna. Wet Showers. Zachary Quinto's amazing Pompadour. What websites we visit on a daily basis. Porn star is Ava Devine? Sex term is Flip Mode. Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @ (206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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Captain Canuck! Everyone is kind of here.. as John quits the show early on. Charlie sells his Xbox on Craigslist. Joel has the worst week ever. And Kevin injures himself in a very stranger manner. Bed Winterization? Captain Canuck. More Nickelback. Tattoos the hosts have and want. Moon Crickets for Life. The Virgin Diaries. Porn Star is Marie McCray. Sex Term is "the praying Mantis". Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @(206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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Hamster! Everyone is back and refreshed. Black Friday blow-back. Bad Dragon Sex toys. John goes to war with his family. Kevin makes up a middle name. How can we stop Nickelback? Joel brings back an old friend. Least and most favorite sexual positions. Ask Iris. Porn star is Scarlett Fay. Sex term is "the Sandusky". Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @(206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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Sheep Metal! Finally every cast member is here. John see's a chick with messed up make-up on. Kevin dyes his hair and is now a ginger. Charlie goes on vacation. Metallicbaa or Nickelbaaack? Reddit vs Lowbird. Black Friday shopping rant. Porn star is Mary Queen. Sex term is "The Turfucken". Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @(206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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Dinner and a Movie! John is candle shopping with his wife, so Dan Dizzle is back for seconds. Joel returns after his long move. Charlie wants to abolish the weeks segment. New Rebecca Black. Celebrity Height game. Crazy smelly vagina news story. Tourettes Karaoke. Porn star is Jessie Rogers. Sex term is "the Omelet". Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @ (206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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Meatball! Joel is still moving.. and Dan Dizzle is questing. Dan tell's about his career ending injury. John goes to an indoor soccer game. Charlie goes onto round 2 with Family Video. Kevin finally can't take his shitty fucking Droid Eris and asks Charlies wife for hers. Raw Dogging it. Funny named foods. The return of Jukebox from Hell. The porn star is Sensi Pearl, and Holly Halston. The sex term is The Minnesota Vikings. Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @ (206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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Unitards Rage! This is the all rage edition! Kevin rages about rumors. Charlie rages on EA and Battlefield 3. John rages about filthy traffic. Movies and TV talk. Raging about terrible words and phrases. Haunted Hotel Interview. Porn stars are Jessie Andrews and Curious Gabbby. The sex term is The Clogged Toilet. Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @(206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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The all cat screaming episode.. this time not from just Kevin, as Charlie get's in on the act as well. This is made up of stuff cut from almost 9 shows. Lot's of laughs and fun. Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @ (206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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Sink Water People! The show that almost wasn't. Charlie gets sick. Kevin might have a part time job. Joel hurts his shoulder and can't afford bottled water anymore. John goes to a bonfire. More Dumb Laws. Stories from a couple assholes. Porn Stars are Alexis Texas and Lexxi Silver. Sex term is the Bicycle. Look for us on iTunes and visit www.undercoverunitards.com Call us in a voicemail @ (206)350-0720 or leave an email at theunitards@hotmail.com

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Tardis Vagina! Charlie is back.. but only until Kevin kicks him off. Charlie deals with morons in a music store. John has a beaver update. Kevin talks about whores and is a racist! Taking it on the chin with Jay Leno. Why does Kevin like fall? Dumb Laws. UU Fantasy Football update, as Team Cheat keeps dominating. Porn Star is Zoey Kush. She-male is Danica Dreamz. The Sex term is The Dieabeatus. Check us out on iTunes and www.UndercoverUnitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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Super Rape Man! Charlie has to work so Dustin steps in. Kevin gets thrown out of a bar and asks the listener which Droid he should get. John sends in a bunch of rage voicemails. Joel's dog is a killer. UU Football league. Hottest Doctor Who companion. If the hosts were Super Heroes. Porn star is Justine Joli. Tranny is Milena Vendromile. Sex term is "the Desperate Hansen". Check us out on iTunes and www.UndercoverUnitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206) 350-0720

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The 2 Joel's! John gets a raise. Charlie murders some animals then takes the kids to the zoo. Joel is a Bionic Commando. Kevin gets spoiled by his parents. UU Fantasy Football update. Are you a Pussy? Spider sex. Porn Star is Ruby Knox, Shemale is Foxy Angel. Sex term is "Racing the clock, while beating your cock" Check us out on iTunes and www.UndercoverUnitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206) 350-0720

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The Vacuum! John thanks us for having him on the show. Kevin gets visitors. Charlie gets eye crabs. Joel has nothing new to say, and a Zip Thud cock. UU Fantasy Football update. Team Cheater suffers it's first loss. We discuss horrible customer service. Porn star is Tiffany Thompson. Sex term is the Boo-Kakke! Check us out on iTunes and www.UndercoverUnitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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Flipping it Over! All here.. well John is for a bit anyway. We have a special guest host - Tha Mike. UU Fantasy Football update and Kevin is a Cheater! Joel is Mega Man. Charlie get's regular work hours. And John goes back to court. We get a very nice Podcasting etiquette lesson from Mike. Porn stars are Hayden Winters, and Heather Zatch. Shemale is some dude named Hime. Sex term is the Burpy Slurpy. Check us out on iTunes and www.UndercoverUnitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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Injaculation! Once again a very messed up show.. just warning you! Kevin hangs out with Hipsters and teaches Joel about masturbating. Charlie gets yet another cell phone. Joel lives the game of Contra. And John goes to court. UU Fantasy Football League talk. The show once again is removed from iTunes. 8-bit music jams. Porn Star is Ashlyn Rae. Shemale is Alison Dale. Sex term is The Heath. Check us out on iTunes and www.UndercoverUnitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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Bloody B#@$s! Wow.. is all I can say. John has bloody b@*#s. Hotcakes is a wuss with a fapping issue. Joel celebrates his special day. Charlie witness's a woman doing odd things in a Walmart. We begin our fantasy football league. Lesser of Evils. Porn star is Kitty Jane. Sex Term is the Orange Pancake. Check us out on iTunes and www.UndercoverUnitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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Are We Recording? Actually a foursome for a change. John starts a fantasy football league for the show. Charlie gets super d-runk. Joel is looking for work still. We have a Falcon sounder off. An old friend drops us a line. Celebrity Hot or Not's. Porn Star is Melanie Rios. Shemale is Ana Mancini. Sex term is The Potty Mouth. Check us out on iTunes and www.UndercoverUnitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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Cutting Room Floor 3! Please accept my apology it has been far to long since I had the time to put out this show. Another mish mash of odds and ends that never made the main show. Enjoy.

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Unbreakable Midget? Everyone is aboard. John defends his ambien addiction. Joel poops in a grocery store. Charlie has to shave and go back to work. Kevin pussies out and skips his 5K. We have no emails or voicemails. Our movie talk turns into porn talk. And we answer what we wanted to do when we grew up. Porn Star is Krissy Lynn. Sex Term is The Rusty Trombone. Check us out on iTunes and www.UndercoverUnitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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Philly Live Show! This is a lot of material pieced together to give you the Listener a lot of content. We have a pre show, a live show, and a Waffle House meeting. Lot's of fun or either it is a train wreck. Listen and either like it or hate it. Thank you to everyone who we met this past weekend. Much Love! Check us out on iTunes and www.UndercoverUnitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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The Last Supper! Last show before Philly. John get's a new phone. Hotcakes can't wait to get the fuck out of dodge. Charlie is working. Joel has the corn poops. More Beaver talk. And we discuss our last meal. Porn star is Veronique Vega. Shemale is Amy Daly. Sex term is The Sud n' Fud. Check us out on iTunes and www.UndercoverUnitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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Crackbaby and the Beaver! Everyone is here for once. John get's to live a few more years and then bitches about the music for Ribfest. Joel does nothing exciting. Charlie get's vomited on and the watches some terrible TV. Hotcakes cries himself to sleep and can't wait for his upcoming vacation. We introduce our Wrestling Entrance Themes. And more Jukebox from Hell. Porn Star is Bobbi Starr and Jeff Stryker? Sex term is the Hollywood Potato Chip. Check us out on iTunes and www.UndercoverUnitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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Garbage Sex! Hotcakes, Joel, and Charlie is back... and he has Star Wars toys? Joel has Leprosy and can't work. Hotcakes is dumb. John is sick with the aids. Porn Star is Aspen Stevens. Sex Term is the Lorena Bobbit. www.undercoverunitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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I Grock Spock! Just Hotcakes and John this week. Hotcakes works out a lot and pisses people off. John rages on Hope Solo, then him and his wife try to witness a death. We hear a Dub Step song about John Kimble. Charlie Style Shitting makes it onto Urban Dictionary. Bear Gryles, and Owling. Porn Star is Nicole Grey. Sex term is the Brown Necktie. www.undercoverunitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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Breaking News! Killa Willba sits in for John who is out sick. Joel is in class for the entire week. Charlie has a terrible week, and gets fucked over at work. Kevin thinks he is dead inside and wrecks his phone. Porn Star is Riley Mason. Sex Term is the Birmingham Booty Call. Shemale is Susan Boyle. www.undercoverunitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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Planking.com! Joel is back and so is everyone else for a change. Charlie works a lot and falls off a log. John eats Sonic four nights in a row, then poops a lot. Joel is fully able to work his job now. Hotcakes works all the 4th and yells at his cats. Lots of Emails and Voicemails. A few songs. The Amazing Ty. Porn Star is Jewel Styles. Sex Term is The Hunter Gatherer. www.undercoverunitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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Cement Post Kicker! Hotcakes, Charlie and John are here.. Joel is sick. Hotcakes swims a 5K. John takes a vacation. Charlie cooks some steak and mushrooms. Nenimlas Rage Voicemail. Damn You Autocorrect. Porn Star is Kayden Kross, Sex Term is the Pearl Necklace. www.undercoverunitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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Episode 2! John, Charlie, Joel, Cakes, Brentaliath are all parts of the show with more cut chaos.. Randy Newman, Scouting Reports, Ass man, I'm A Cop you Idiot! Check out the main show every week at www.undercoverunitards.com

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Double Fisted Sake! John comes to the show drunk off Sake.. also him and Bridgette go shopping for buttplugs for Hotcakes. Joel has his first paid week of work. Charlie tells stories of his Doctor visit and Zebra Poop. Hotcakes starts a diet to become dead sexy. Sex fueled emails. Creepy Doug Hutchinson. Porn Star is Shawna Lenee and Sex Term is the Shirley Temple. Visit us at www.undercoverunitards.com Leave us an email at theunitards@hotmail.com and a voicemail at (206)350-0720

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